About me
I have a fondness for three-legged non-terrestrial vertebrates, as my third cousin twice removed was a foundling of either Fae or Hyperion heritage. (DNA tests were inconclusive). I'm inflicted with a series of roving multi-colored subcutaneous ovaloid pixelation that results in embarrassing glowing spots subject to my current emotional state. But seriously, nobody really even reads these, do they? If you did, buy me a beer laced with M&Ms (peanut) when we meet.
